Just saw a post on my friend’s blog (Brett) on how he changed his light bulb in his room, which brings back a lot of those funny jokes that used to go round and round…
how many <insert different people here> does it take to change a light bulb?
So I did a Google search and found a web page that provides a huge list of those jokes. Here are some of the IT related and funny ones:
- How many help-desk employees does it take to change a light bulb? Hmmmm. The bulb works fine in my office.
- How many grad students does it take to change a light bulb? One, but it takes ten years.
- How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None, that’s a hardware problem.
- How many Microsoft engineers does it take to change a light bulb? It burned out? You must be using a non-standard socket.
- How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven, one to screw it in and six to design the T-shirts.
- How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One always leaves in the middle of the project.
- How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget.
- How many optimists does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they’re convinced that the power will come back on soon.
- How many beta testers does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just find the problems, they don’t fix them.
- Click on here to read more.
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Hahahaha – nice to know I am inspiring people!! 🙂